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Graph: Why Is There Hair On That Guy’s Sweater?

NEW PENN PRE-ORIENTATION PROGRAMS ANNOUNCED FOR 2013!

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Surprises the Nation with the Announcement of his Impending Sex Change

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jung Un Revealed to be a Giant Cat In Disguise

Punch Bowl’s New Line of Products Just For Women!

BREAKING NEWS: Tufty the Baby Kiwi Bird Pleads Guilty to Vicious Assault

BREAKING NEWS: Tina’s a Total Bitch

BREAKING NEWS: Penn Ditches Academic Honor Code in Favor of Medieval Torture

BREAKING NEWS: Penn Police finally busts Stouffer College House’s elusive prostitution ring

BREAKING NEWS: California state legislature approves innovative “all sex, no safe” abstinence-free sex education curriculum
