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Category: by Josh Eskin

February 18, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

The Five Stages of Post-Midterm Grief

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Super Bowl Ads Spawn Boycotts of 14 Different Companies

January 21, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Call of Duty Players to be the First WWIII Draftees

November 18, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

The Nerd’s Guide to Watching Sports

October 29, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

So it’s Basically Christmas (10/29)

October 17, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Halloween Cancelled Due to Literally Every Costume Being Offensive

October 16, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Pumpkin Spice Flavoring is Among the Top Contributors to Global Climate Change

September 17, 2019October 2, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

What to Do When You’re Watching a Show With Your Parents and There’s a Sex Scene

September 2, 2019October 2, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Wharton to Begin Offering “Skills for Avoiding Homeless People on the Street” Class in Fall 2020

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