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Category: by Sophie Qi

November 4, 2021November 9, 2021 Sophie Qi

HUMANITIES WEEKLY QUESTION GENERATOR

April 14, 2021September 23, 2021 Sophie Qi

My New and Original Admissions Consulting Business!

March 17, 2021September 23, 2021 Sophie Qi

Find YOUR Divorce Match Today!

March 3, 2021September 23, 2021 Sophie Qi

OP ED: I took classes synchronously as an international student, and it was totally worth it!

February 14, 2021August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

69 Penn Specific Romance Tropes for Valentines Day

December 3, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

2021 President’s Engagement Prize Winner: Reading Marxism to Steel workers in Pennsylvania

November 19, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists

November 4, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

A photo essay of the election, as told through MSNBC correspondent Steve Kornacki

October 22, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired

October 8, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

NEW CLUB ON CAMPUS: We write Rupi Kaur poetry about Penn

September 24, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

The Art of Seduction: Zoom Edition

September 10, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

Heartbreaking: Girl Staying Home for Fall Semester Thinks her Friendships will Survive the Distance 

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