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November 24, 2022November 24, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus 2022

November 25, 2021November 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus – 2021

November 2, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

35 Things You Can Do in the 15 Minutes Between Classes

October 29, 2021October 27, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Make Your Paper “Submitted and Readable”

October 19, 2021October 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Your Crush Is Hot. You Crush Is Smart. There’s Just *ONE* Red Flag. 🚩🚩🚩

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

18 Facts You Might Not Know About New College House West

Lazytown's Robbie Rotten and his 3 doppelgängers say "We are number nine."
September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

December 5, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

November 7, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

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