April 9, 2015April 24, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

The Adventures of Cyril: Chapter One

February 19, 2015March 2, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

This Is The Way The World Ends, Not With A Bang, But A Selfie

February 5, 2015February 17, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Students Deeply Offended That They Were Not Offended Today

November 19, 2014January 20, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Fraternity Brother Excommunicated After Calling Cornhole “Fucking Boring”

September 24, 2014October 3, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: “Frackit” Revealed To Be A Specifically Marketed Article Of Clothing

September 8, 2014September 15, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

The Adventures of Consulting Man: A Hero of Our Time

August 5, 2014September 12, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Of Gaza, Rhetoric, And Roommates

March 19, 2014March 30, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

New Book Reveals Economic Rationale Behind Not Shoving People Off Cliffs

February 22, 2014March 2, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Student Enters Existential Crisis Upon Finishing “Which ‘Girls’ Character Are You?” Quiz

February 18, 2014February 24, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Affluent WASPs Express Outrage Over “Great Gatsby” Themed Parties

February 17, 2014February 22, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

President Obama Still Dropping Hints About Presidents Day

February 12, 2014February 17, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Fraternities Enter “Slumber Party” Stage of Pledging

November 13, 2013November 21, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Transcript Of A Lesson On Pride And Prejudice Taught By Someone Who Has Only Read The First Chapter Of Pride And Prejudice

October 30, 2013November 8, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Entrepreneurs Hospitalized After Administering Personal Brands

October 16, 2013October 24, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Student Credits Her Sociopathic Behavior To A “Work Hard, Play Hard” Mentality

October 2, 2013October 12, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

An Open Letter To Mark Zuckerberg On The Virtues Of Acknowledgment

September 18, 2013September 26, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

UPenn Guidebook vs. Reality

April 13, 2013August 22, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Meditations of A Bitter Student Walking Down Locust in the Spring

March 30, 2013April 6, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Pro-Tyga Protests Grow Against SPEC

March 16, 2013March 26, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

The Tragedy of the Commons