Stuck in a bush

Whoa, hey, there you are!

What’re you doing in there? I was worried sick! A rabbit? Well why’d you follow it? Here, come on out honey and we’ll get you cleaned up. No, it’s alright. Here, come on out of there, and we’ll get you inside. What do you mean stuck? How are you stuck? Well, I can’t see anything that’s caught. No, don’t cry honey. We’ll get you out of there. Here, grab onto my wrist and I’ll try to pull you out. Alright, alright, alright let go, you’re gonna break my arm! Man, you are stuck. How the hell did you do this? No, I’m sorry honey, don’t cry. I didn’t mean that. Are you alright for a little while? I may need to go get help from someone. No? Well we have to do something. It’s starting to get dark. Can you move your legs at all? Not at all? Hmmm, well I guess we’ll have to just chop them off! No, no, no honey, I didn’t mean that. Daddy was kidding. Here stop crying. I’m sorry. That wasn’t funny. It’s going to be alright. Shhh shhh, you’re ok. Wait, what is that? What’s that on your leg? Is that a—O my god! Honey, this is really important. Tell daddy what the rabbit you saw looked like. Uh-huh. Are you sure it was a rabbit? No? Could it have been something bigger, say a mountain lion? Ok, well stay calm, everything’s going to be alright. Daddy has to go get his rifle.

Finally get to use the cougar gun,
A.T. Piskai, father

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