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November 24, 2022November 24, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus 2022

October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

45 Things That Lasted Longer Than Liz Truss as Prime Minister

September 25, 2022September 25, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

“Don’t Worry Mom, I’m Totally #Thriving At Penn. Last Week I-“

a close-up of the cover, featuring magill as wonderbread, wendell as the rock, and dozens of club logos and lightning strikes floating behind them on locust walk.
August 17, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

The Showdown Issue Is LIVE!

May 5, 2022May 5, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

HOT TAKE: FILLER WORDS BAD

November 25, 2021November 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus – 2021

November 2, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

35 Things You Can Do in the 15 Minutes Between Classes

October 29, 2021October 27, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Make Your Paper “Submitted and Readable”

October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Welcome to Snake Game: The “Squid Game” of Penn

October 19, 2021October 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Your Crush Is Hot. You Crush Is Smart. There’s Just *ONE* Red Flag. 🚩🚩🚩

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

18 Facts You Might Not Know About New College House West

Lazytown's Robbie Rotten and his 3 doppelgängers say "We are number nine."
September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

August 25, 2021October 28, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

PLAYLIST: It’s Not Just A Phase Mom!

April 30, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

What Does Your Spring 2021 Hyper-fixation Say About You? 

April 26, 2021September 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

The “Last Week Of Classes Checklist” You Didn’t Know You Needed

April 15, 2021September 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Other Things I’d Like the CDC to Put a Pause On

March 29, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Students Opt For Safer Alternatives To Dining Halls

March 25, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Zoom Class Captivated by Show Reflected Off of Student’s Glasses

March 22, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Maintain Mental Wellness in a Pandemic

March 15, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Block Scheduling Is Great For Everyone!

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