Useful Products I Would Like Infomercials to Advertise

by Rish Chaudhuri

1. Irony: The Iron for Hipsters
2. Self Esteam Iron: In the same category but not really
3. Game Enhancement Pills: what use are penis enhancement pills when you ain’t got no game?
4. Instant Beer Goggles Remover
5. Instant Beer Goggle Adder
6. Awkward Away Spray: Effectively removes the awkward away from any conversation
7. Bro Rape Whistle
8. Neutrogena Cockblock
9. Itch a Sketch: You can scratch your back too!
10. Unnatural Light Beer

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