Halfway through writing my column for this week, entitled “How I Traveled Back in Time and Invented Rice: A True Story”, I realized that the only people to whom this article would appeal are the extremely intelligent, debonair, and courageous individuals like myself. So instead, I’ve decided to try something completely different. I have enlisted the help of fellow person, musician, and Tommy Wiseau enthusiast Jon Urban to turn my incoherent speech patterns and Hey Arnold! analogies into a readable comic. So begins my cartoonassaince. These comics will hopefully appear every so often. So enjoy our first PASTernack URBan collaborATION, or as we call it, a PastUrbAtion.