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Category: by Sam Pasternack

April 9, 2013May 6, 2013

50 Songs Titles That Sound Like Lame Superhero Names

March 26, 2013April 6, 2013

Ocelot: A Secret Freshmen Society

March 14, 2013March 14, 2013

Exclusive Spring Fling Artist Release: Ups & Downs Episode 4

March 12, 2013March 18, 2013

The Greatest, Most Comprehensive News Story About Joe Biden As Commencement Speaker Ever

February 19, 2013February 23, 2013

A Letter From Paul Newman

January 22, 2013January 27, 2013

Ravens Book Super Bowl Trip to New Orleans; Unable to Find Hotel Rooms

December 21, 2012January 26, 2021

Buying a New Mayan Calendar

October 25, 2012October 30, 2012

Alumnus Me Asks Questions on Homecoming

October 11, 2012October 15, 2012

Pre-Season Meal Predictions

September 27, 2012October 2, 2012

My First Cartoon

July 4, 2012September 18, 2012

Suggestions for Cain TV

April 24, 2012September 18, 2012

Amare’s Back

April 10, 2012September 18, 2012

The Founding of The Punch Bowl

March 10, 2012September 18, 2012

Ten Things That Philip Rivers and Rick Santorum Have in Common

February 28, 2012September 18, 2012

The Oscars Game/Academy All-Stars Live Blog 2012

February 17, 2012September 18, 2012

The High Holy Summit of Reality Music Competition

January 31, 2012September 18, 2012

The Voice in My Head

January 18, 2012September 18, 2012

Hey Arnold! A Trip to the Hat Shop

December 15, 2011September 18, 2012

A Very Tron Holiday!

November 17, 2011September 18, 2012

The Boogaloo

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