Taylor Swift’s Best Friend Reacts to Her Lyrics

Teardrops on My Guitar


He’s the reason for the teardrops on my guitar

You’re such a drama queen sometimes!

The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star

Why don’t you wish for world peace every once in a while?

He’s the song in the car I keep singing, don’t know why I do

Because you love to sing! I know you’ll make it big some day!

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can’t breathe?

No, he can’t.

And there he goes, so perfectly,

He’s not that perfect.

The kind of flawless I wish I could be

He has really big ears.



Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday

I told you, nobody marries their high school freshman boyfriend.

But I realized some bigger dreams of mine

Yeah you did!

Abigail gave everything she had to a boy who changed his mind

Wait, did you just tell everyone that I lost my virginity to a jerk?

We both cried

Oh my god now my parents will know!


Dear John


Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone

You should’ve seen it when I told you he was a jerk!

Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?

I told you he was too old for you!

The girl in the dress cried the whole way home

There was mascara all over the pillow.

I should’ve known

Not to say I told you so, but…


I Knew You Were Trouble


Once upon time
a few mistakes ago

A few? More like ten.

I was in your sights, you got me alone

Where was your bodyguard?!

You found me

No, seriously, where was Kyle?

You found me

You really need to be careful!

You found me

Ok, this is a bit repetitive, Tay.

Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in

I told you, he’s a manwhore!

So shame on me now

You should’ve listened to me!

Flew me to places I’d never been

Sexually? Wait, tell me about it.

Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground

Wait, this sounds like abuse. Are you ok? Should I call your doctor?




It seems like one of those nights

One of which nights?

This place is too crowded, too many cool kids

Are you saying I’m not cool?

It seems like one of those nights

You know I have low self-esteem!

We ditch the whole scene and end up dreaming instead of sleeping

No, I have a 9am recitation tomorrow.

We’re happy, free, confused and lonely in the best way

I wouldn’t be lonely if you weren’t with your new boyfriend all the time!

It’s miserable and magical oh yeah

This club isn’t that magical. It’s kinda gross.

Tonight’s the night when we forget about the heartbreaks, it’s time

Can we stop talking about your break-ups for one second?

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