Teardrops on My Guitar
He’s the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
You’re such a drama queen sometimes!
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
Why don’t you wish for world peace every once in a while?
He’s the song in the car I keep singing, don’t know why I do
Because you love to sing! I know you’ll make it big some day!
Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can’t breathe?
No, he can’t.
And there he goes, so perfectly,
He’s not that perfect.
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
He has really big ears.
Fifteen
Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
I told you, nobody marries their high school freshman boyfriend.
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
Yeah you did!
Abigail gave everything she had to a boy who changed his mind
Wait, did you just tell everyone that I lost my virginity to a jerk?
We both cried
Oh my god now my parents will know!
Dear John
Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
You should’ve seen it when I told you he was a jerk!
Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?
I told you he was too old for you!
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
There was mascara all over the pillow.
I should’ve known
Not to say I told you so, but…
I Knew You Were Trouble
Once upon time a few mistakes ago
A few? More like ten.
I was in your sights, you got me alone
Where was your bodyguard?!
You found me
No, seriously, where was Kyle?
You found me
You really need to be careful!
You found me
Ok, this is a bit repetitive, Tay.
Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
I told you, he’s a manwhore!
So shame on me now
You should’ve listened to me!
Flew me to places I’d never been
Sexually? Wait, tell me about it.
Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground
Wait, this sounds like abuse. Are you ok? Should I call your doctor?
22
It seems like one of those nights
One of which nights?
This place is too crowded, too many cool kids
Are you saying I’m not cool?
It seems like one of those nights
You know I have low self-esteem!
We ditch the whole scene and end up dreaming instead of sleeping
No, I have a 9am recitation tomorrow.
We’re happy, free, confused and lonely in the best way
I wouldn’t be lonely if you weren’t with your new boyfriend all the time!
It’s miserable and magical oh yeah
This club isn’t that magical. It’s kinda gross.
Tonight’s the night when we forget about the heartbreaks, it’s time
Can we stop talking about your break-ups for one second?