Everything in the Tunnels Underneath the Quad

When we found out about the tunnels that run beneath the Quad, we knew we had to investigate. Here’s a list of what we found:

  • A squirrel the size of an obese cat
  • Donald Trump’s final exams
  • A halal truck (still $6, stay strong $5 halal on the corner of 38th and Walnut)
  • A fully-staffed spa
  • An animatronic Ben Franklin robot which repeats lesser-known quotes (e.g. “Knowledge without education is worth about $300 thousand”)
  • Offshoots connected to College Hall, Hill, and Amy Gutmann’s house in New York (this last one took 3 days to fully investigate on a boosted board)
  • List of students who will be accepted into Classes of 2024-31 (hint: its 80% legacy)
  • The Chamber of Secrets (only accessible to Wharton students)
  • 30 years of Commons leftovers
  • The Spelunking Club HQ
  • Missing bricks from Locust Walk
  • The room where the RA’s throw down
  • Hopes and dreams of college freshmen

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