When we found out about the tunnels that run beneath the Quad, we knew we had to investigate. Here’s a list of what we found:
- A squirrel the size of an obese cat
- Donald Trump’s final exams
- A halal truck (still $6, stay strong $5 halal on the corner of 38th and Walnut)
- A fully-staffed spa
- An animatronic Ben Franklin robot which repeats lesser-known quotes (e.g. “Knowledge without education is worth about $300 thousand”)
- Offshoots connected to College Hall, Hill, and Amy Gutmann’s house in New York (this last one took 3 days to fully investigate on a boosted board)
- List of students who will be accepted into Classes of 2024-31 (hint: its 80% legacy)
- The Chamber of Secrets (only accessible to Wharton students)
- 30 years of Commons leftovers
- The Spelunking Club HQ
- Missing bricks from Locust Walk
- The room where the RA’s throw down
- Hopes and dreams of college freshmen