As the Philadelphia monsoon season sets in, it no doubt reminds you that the carefree days of sun-shiningly good weather are behind you, and that nothing but months of soul crushing winter are ahead of you. So, I compiled a list of the best, and worst, things about the coming cold weather.

BEST
1. Girls stop throwing up to put on warming layer of winter fat
2. Mexicali returns for the harvest
3. Gym addicts no longer able to shout, “suns out, guns out” after 3pm
4. Robert Frost poem only this moving when you can’t feel your balls
5. Once the leaves are gone, I will finally have a clear shot

WORST
1. Girls stop throwing up to put on warming layer of winter fat
2. Hibernating in Huntsman until the Mocha Frappachinos are in bloom again
3. Yettis always in line before you at hemo’s, and they always take so long to decide what they want
4. Amy Guttman swims back upstream to mate before dying
5. Snowflakes, like most Penn kids, not nearly as unique as you had anticipated