
Category: by Punchy


Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020

BREAKING: Dominatrix Controls Election Coverage

EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men

Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name

Op-Ed: Why Penn Students Don’t Need Breaks

Quarantine Edition: Things to Roll on 4/20

Op-Ed: How I Got MERTed During Bio Lab

7 Things to Do with Leftover V-Day Candy

Top 10 Things I’ve Accomplished From The Toilet

Thanksgiving Haikus 2019

Jobs for Jobless Seniors

March Fadness!! Vote now for the best fads!

10 Lessons From My First Semester at Penn

Two-Step Verification Coming Soon to Everything Near You

Republicans: “Global warming isn’t real, but if it were, it’d be good”

Happy Belated Birthday, Jesus!

New Phrase “Shut your Cock-Holster” taking University by Storm
