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November 25, 2021November 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus – 2021

December 5, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

November 24, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020

November 7, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Dominatrix Controls Election Coverage

November 2, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men

November 1, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name

October 1, 2020October 1, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: Why Penn Students Don’t Need Breaks

April 20, 2020April 20, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Quarantine Edition: Things to Roll on 4/20

March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: How I Got MERTed During Bio Lab

February 17, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

7 Things to Do with Leftover V-Day Candy

February 3, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Top 10 Things I’ve Accomplished From The Toilet

November 26, 2019November 27, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus 2019

April 23, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Jobs for Jobless Seniors

March 20, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

March Fadness!! Vote now for the best fads!

February 28, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

10 Lessons From My First Semester at Penn

February 13, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Two-Step Verification Coming Soon to Everything Near You

February 2, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Republicans: “Global warming isn’t real, but if it were, it’d be good”

December 26, 2018December 4, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Happy Belated Birthday, Jesus!

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

New Phrase “Shut your Cock-Holster” taking University by Storm

November 29, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

How to: Get “Free” Food From Tables on Locust Without Any Catches

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