Due to Panhellenic rules, Freshman Women may not attend:

1. Invasion of Athens
2. funerals
3. convocation
4. ceremonial rave in Zion, the Last human city at the center of the earth
5. ACDC concerts, unless visible proof of American Thighs can be provided
6. Zachary Kern’s Bar Mitzvah
7. Seminar on Panhellic Rules Governing Freshman Girl Attendence
8. to their children
9. class
10. Sausage Fest
11. Augusta National Golf Course
12. Whites Only Restaurant
13. Suffrage Movement
14. Not My Fraternity Party
15. Planned Parenthood
16. Pagan Mass