Punch Bowl is Attacking Your Ears!

by Sam Pasternack

Punchbowl is proud to unveil its plans to yell incoherently into a microphone. “Punchbowl In the Morning!!!….After Dark…” will be a segmented comedy show on WQHS, and will solely broadcast online, because airwaves went out of style with Pokemon Snap.

The program is in its innocent and nascent stages of production, and hopefully will become a self-sufficient, alcoholic, guilt-ridden broadcast in the near future.