Esteemed Guardians of the Universe,
Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I fully believe that I am capable of protecting the human race as the next Green Lantern. I am well-versed in the Oan traditions and folklore. My educational background, a dedicated 7 years at Coolidge College, shows my ability shun my wilder side and immerse myself in a higher learning for an unreasonable period of time. I furthered my studies by attending medical school. During my time in medical school I took my first job, working at a pizza place for two seasons years before it got cancelled burned down. I then immersed myself in my work, as a waiter at the eating establishment Shenaniganz. It was here that I learned not to let the failed pursuit of my career get the my goat. After working as a repairman at an amusement park for some time, I took a job as an assistant to the executive editor in chief of a book publishing company.
At this juncture in my life, I faced not only my greatest test, but also a test that has troubled any man of Earth who has attempted such a feat. In 2009, I was forced to marry Sandra Bullock for an undisclosed period of time.I believe that this traumatic experience demonstrates my resolve and determination, as it takes a great deal of effort to overcome such an ordeal. Perhaps this and this alone illustrates my ability to become the next guardian of the human race. Also, let it be known that during this harrowing journey I developed a paralyzing fear of rings, wedding or any other type, but I’m sure this won’t matter at all in your selection.
Attached please find references from Superman, Batman, and Justin Long.
Sincerely,
Ryan Reynolds