M.A.S.H. (Mansion/Apartment/Shack/House)
Mary I of England (Bloody Mary)
| Husband | Honeymoon | Job | Salary |
| Ivan “the Terrible” IV | France | Supermodel | Nothing, you are a woman! |
| The cute stable boy | Swampland | Mass murderer | Nothing, you are a woman! |
| Philip of Spain | Antarctica | Queen of England | Nothing, you are a woman! |
| Oliver Cromwell | Scotland | Queen of Spain | Nothing, you are a woman! |
| Where do you live? | Car | Kids | Pet |
| Spain | What is a car? | 0 | Horse |
| England | What is a car? | 7 | Teacup pig |
| Siberia | What is a car? | 2 | Evil talking snake |
| A port-o-potty | What is a car? | 8 | Dalmatian |