You won’t BELIEVE what happened when THIS GUY brought out THIS thing in the MIDDLE of campus!

You will not believe it.

Early reports indicate that a local guy has indeed brought out the thing, and it was everything.

At around 8:30pm this past Thursday evening, shrieks were heard emanating from The Compass. Students in the area described the scene as “Shocking”, “Unbelievable”, and “Once-in-a-lifetime”. And we’re so here for it.

After that, while, you won’t believe what happened. Visit our premium site to find out the conclusion to this awe-inspiring tale.


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