I eat smoked turkey
In honor of Cali
lol I can’t go home
Going for a “walk”
Now my eyes are red as shit
Those carrots look good
My family’s here
Casual alcoholics
No one bring up Trump
It’s time to give thanks
My sister-in-law looks hot
Better be careful
Your son pisses me off
Better mash his head into
The mashed potatoes
Played tackle football
Stiff armed my stupid step mom
Why’d you remarry?
Suck my dick Aunt Sue
I don’t care about your gout
Just die already
Eating at Wawa
Thanksgiving gobbler is cold
Is this rock bottom?
I am a freshman
I still don’t have any friends
“College is great, mom”
Going home for break
Hook up with the neighbor girl
She’s gotten bigger
This stuffing is bad
Grandma must be off her game
Oh wait she’s dead now
A turkey can’t fly
But if you try hard enough
You can drink more wine
Please this thanksgiving
Don’t support mass genocide
Buy a tofurkey
Great Aunt Alice says:
“Look how much you’ve grown this year”
Glancing at my crotch
Amy G turned 69
Going home for Thanksgiving
Amy G turned 69
I’m only eating
Stuffing for this thanksgiving;
Stuffed and very sick.
Turkey pardoned by
The president develops
guilt complex after.
“This turkey sucks, mom”
“I’m under lots of pressure;
Where did I go wrong?”
A Jerk off joke: mashed
Potatoes- masturbatoes?
Word play? Witty? No.
My aunt is drunk at
2 o’clock. This causes rifts
in the family.
Stop force feeding me
Please grandma it’s hurting bad
I hope that was a fart
On this Thanksgiving
Why don’t you stuff my turkey
You know what I mean 😉
It do be like that
It be like that sometimes
That’s all I say now
I detest turkey
Is turkey even kosher?
I don’t keep kosher
“Look how tall you are!
You’ve grown so much since last year.”
“Who the hell are you?”
I just killed someone,
Trampled some woman’s toddler
Got a dollar off
Mounds of stuffing and
Pies and potatoes. but
aunt sue’s on keto
Great Aunt Sue’s vice grip
Uncle Harold’s sweaty palms
God help me. Amen.
Turkey is so so dry
Why does this dumb flightless bird
Make me want to die
What was that Aunt Karen?
You can’t eat turkey ‘cuz you’re vegan?
Heard ya the first ten times.
I have lots of land
Native Americans don’t
Happy thanksgiving
A day of cooking
Setting off the smoke alarms
I’ll call the pizza