Proposed Sports for the Inaugural Dating Olympics

by Kelly Dolor

1. Jumping Through Hoops
2. Synchronized Apologizing
3. Curling (up in a ball or in the fetal position)
4. Greco-Roman Dining
5. Rhythmic PDA
6. Cross-Country Skyping
7. Tug of War
8. Freestyle Scowling
9. Mixed Signals Relay
10. Sport Crying

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