Ten Things I Thought I Was Awesome For Doing During My NSO, But Are Actually Pretty Stupid

1. Bribing my way into a frat party
2. Sneaking into the Hill Dining Hall
3. Running the Rocky Steps
4. Taking a jog out to 62nd and Walnut
5. Going to Happy Hour at Blarney’s
6. Hitting on my Math 104 professor’s daughter
7. Getting to know Dean Stetson
8. Purchasing a paid subscription to the DP
9. Supporting Obama for President
10. Using contraceptives

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