1. Discover secret population of ultra-buff Asians
2. Free shower
3. Free hand towels
4. Chance to use those $300 running shoes you bought freshman year
5. Comfy mats
6. Laugh at the one scrawnier kid than you
7. Pick up……weights
8. Zumba
9. Test the workout placebo (If I walk around the gym, I can convince myself I’ve worked out)
10. Help West Philly residents feel better about themselves