Last week, Harper Lee made headlines by telling the world she was still alive. She also announced a sequel to her novel, An Introduction to SparkNotes To Kill a Mockingbird. Other novelists and their estates have also caught “sequelitis,” and now want to cash in by ruining great works of classic literature. Punch Bowl has acquired a list of working titles for novels, short stories, and plays also getting the “literary universe” treatment:

• 1983
• 2 Great, 2 Gatsby
• A Clockwork Seed
• All of Jane Austen’s Novels in “Honeymoon” Editions
• All Quiet on the Western Front II
• A Welcome to Nuclear War
• Brave Old World
• Catch-23
• The Dead Man and the Sea
• Dracula Versus Frankenstein Versus Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Versus Sherlock Holmes
• Hamlet 2: The Streetz
• Lord of the Flies: The Two Towers
• The Lord of the Rings and Hobbit: Peter Jackson Retcon Editions
• “The Mostest Dangerous Game”
• “The [CENSORED] in the Rue Morgue”
• The Pitcher in the Pumpernickel
• Some Pretentious Bullshit Jack Kerouac Never Published
• The Sound and the Furry
• The Stranger Danger
• Their Eyes Were Watching Allah
• To Kill a Mockingjay

According to the estates, many of the proposed sequels will contain Spider-Man.