Make true on the “hump like rabbits” adage.

Find a way to wear the bunny mask while simultaneously satisfying his nicotine addiction.

Challenge a baseball mascot to a cage match.

Give a lecture on the merits of veterinary responsibility.

Go to a dubstep concert where grown men in animal costumes aren’t considered all that unusual.

Tell a small child that his pet rabbit actually fell into a puddle of radioactive waste.

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