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Category: by Justin Starr

December 5, 2013December 15, 2013

Student Robbed, Unaware until UPennAlert Text

October 24, 2013October 30, 2013

Things I Wish I Could Solve with Math

October 12, 2013October 18, 2013

Thoughts During my Probability Midterm

September 26, 2013October 3, 2013

How to Deal with Breaking Bad Withdrawal

September 13, 2013September 19, 2013

Things you do the First Week of School that Won’t Last

March 25, 2013April 3, 2013

Penn in Graphs

March 10, 2013March 15, 2013

Things to do When Visiting Texas

February 18, 2013February 22, 2013

The Chip Geometry Paradox

February 4, 2013February 12, 2013

Super Bowl Food Breakdown

January 21, 2013January 27, 2013

30 Ways to get Yourself Kicked out of Huntsman

November 28, 2012December 5, 2012

Things I Find Troubling about James Bond Movies

November 14, 2012November 21, 2012

Childhood Misconceptions

October 31, 2012November 7, 2012

Things I Wish I Did vs. What I Actually Did During Hurricane Sandy

October 17, 2012October 21, 2012

Ways I Know I’m Growing Up

October 4, 2012October 10, 2012

A World Without Breaking Bad

September 18, 2012September 26, 2012

Summer Job Descriptions: Know What You’re in for Next Year

June 8, 2012September 18, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

The Steps to Hangover Acceptance

April 27, 2012September 18, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

A Guide to Fling-Wear

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