March 28, 2017March 28, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff Penn Senior Cries Until Thesis Advisor Accepts Final Draft
March 15, 2017April 4, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff Penn Students Witness Proletarian Revolution on Spring Break
February 23, 2017April 4, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff Sweetgreen Closes to Install More Bread Ovens, Students Lose Collective Minds
November 16, 2016February 9, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff Pence Shockingly Ineffective in LGBTQ+ Outreach Effort
November 1, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff “Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused
March 31, 2016April 14, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff Dissatisfaction with Midterm Grades Paralyzes Introductory Political Science Class
November 17, 2015November 17, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff Clinton Indulges in Moment of Relaxation, Campaign Falters