Ever see pictures like the below and wonder what the eldest Trump daughter and probable centrist liberal has really been thinking behind that frosty smile for, like, at least a year-and-a-half?  Punch Bowl has some guesses for you.  Oh Ivanka, we see right through you.

• I just wanted to be a Grace Kelly/Sheryl Sandberg mashup and now I have to deal with this shit on the daily?
• I can never hang out with Chelsea ever again.
• I will fight whoever tries to drag me into this mess.
• How does my dad not get that the gays are the only minority group that has that many white people that are that active on twitter? That’s a key demo you fool.
• He’s literally ruined Manhattan for me at this point.
• Dear god, now Conway is endorsing my line; depleted life-force isn’t really on message.
• Why can’t you just be cool like Chelsea’s dad?
• Sasha and Malia’s dad never embarrassed them like this.
• I have to hang out with Eric so much now, this is the worst. Have you seen his face? It looks like he’s going to drug you and hunt you on a human safari.
  
• Tiffany keeps making me listen to Like a Bird, this is all your fault, Dad.
• I thought I’d just get to be Crown Princess of America, but everyone keeps demonstrating.
• I really thought this would be over by now; I’ve been leaking impeachable offenses for months now.  I’m legitimately every unnamed White House source.
• Yes, my father really did name his son Baron, subtle, dad.
• When can I go back to selling flammable scarves to moderate women who aspire to my taste level?