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Tag: pennathletics

liz magic stands with arms crossed in front of Franklin Field
October 29, 2022October 29, 2022 Jason Wang

Magill Plans Massive Franklin Field Expansion

Gutmann stands in front of the Penn Football team. Between Gutmann (left) and the football team is a large, red NO sign. There is a bluish tint over the football players.
October 8, 2021October 9, 2021 Jason Wang

Gutmann Disbands Penn Football Team

November 11, 2014November 23, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Franklin Field to Become Roman-Style Colosseum

October 8, 2013October 16, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Athletics to Introduce “Balls Out’ Rewards Program

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