10. “There sure were a lot of those horrible Budweiser ads”
9. “So it’s Brees, not Breeze, isn’t that something…”
8. “Who Dat indeed”
7. “I can’t remember the last time I had my TV on CBS for that long”
6. “Can you believe they got the guys from Guitar Hero to play during half-time?”
5. “The (winners) just wanted it more, y’know”
4. “Reggie Bush, he’s just got such kind eyes…”
3. “I know those Dove Body Wash commercials restored my consumer confidence”
2. “I for one appreciated the absence of Lady GaGa from this pop culture mainstay”
1. “Soccer Sucks!”