Well, it’s the end of the Mayan Calendar, and you know what that means. It’s time to take a trip to the nearest Ancient Mayan Hallmark Store to buy a new Mayan Calendar. There are so many options to choose from:

Kittens with Sunglasses

In thousands of years, when people worry about the next apocalyptic wave to sweep over the Earth, they will have to consult this adorable calendar. And they will thank us.

Welcome to Nantucket

One look at these images of dear, serene Nantucket will make you forget about the uncertainty of life as we know it in this new cosmic age.

The Many Faces of Nicolas Cage

We have no way of telling whether or not the Ancient Mayans worshipped Nicolas Cage. Let’s just assume they did.

The Facts of Life Fact of the Day Calendar

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have…hundreds of slabs of rock in your office wastebasket from this tear-away Mayan Calendar.

2012-2013 New York Knicks

Because what says “impending apocalypse and the dawning of the New Age” more than a first-place Knicks team?

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Graphics by Cady Heron and Pips Guarino