My Real Mock Schedule

As advance registration comes to a close, guest columnist Noah Goldman describes his triumph over one of the last times most people are excited about their classes. 

It’s that time of the year again. That time when you and your friends take a respite from civilization and adapt the lifestyle of a hermit. That time when you find yourself deficient in vitamin D after having remained in your room for multiple days. You guessed it: it’s pre-registration! And I’m here to tell you that I’ve made the mock schedule on Penn InTouch to beat all mock schedules on Penn In Touch. Check it out and see how quickly you’ll be shuffling around your timetables to match this level of perfection.
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German at NEIN!

Miming on Wednesdays.  It’s no wonder this class is unheard of!

I’m taking Geology.  I heard this class rocks! Plus, let’s be real, sector requirements.

I’ll be sorting out that conflict in the Middle East on Mondays.

Lunch on Fried-Days will be followed by a ruthless study of what I just devoured.

And the rest is History!

Best Mock Schedule ever? I think so.

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