September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

July 9, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

SHHH! Lesbian Doesn’t Ship Casey and Izzie on “Atypical”

June 6, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

March 23, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

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March 20, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

“Save room for Jesus!”: Principal Criticizes CDC’s New Spacing Guidelines

March 17, 2021September 23, 2021 Sophie Qi

Find YOUR Divorce Match Today!

March 9, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Punch Bowl Mining Crew Discovers the Ruins of Gourmet Grocer

February 22, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Goldman Interviewer Has Had Enough of the Bullshit

February 21, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

February 18, 2021July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

We Write More Rupi Kaur Poetry About Penn

February 10, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: Penn is the Ivy League’s Biggest Overachiever

February 3, 2021July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings

December 5, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

November 19, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists

November 18, 2020July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with

October 30, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Dining To Unveil a New Fall Spice

October 7, 2020July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

13 Puns for these Cursed Times

October 1, 2020October 1, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: Why Penn Students Don’t Need Breaks

September 23, 2020July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn

September 22, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Locust Hate-Preacher Devastated Classes are Online