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November 25, 2023November 25, 2023 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus 2023

September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Jason Wang

The Misinterpretation of Dreams

AI generated image of boat dumping waste into contaminated waterway.
March 30, 2023 Punch Bowl Staff

Favorite ways to drink latex infested water

March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Meheer Commuri

It’s tourin’ season!

February 20, 2023February 21, 2023 Sophie Qi

Another 69 Penn Specific Romance Tropes for Valentine’s Day

Fruit-fraced people partying
February 11, 2023February 20, 2023 Jason Wang

Partakers of the Penn Fraternity: An ethnographic study of late-night partygoers

Robot from I, robot, pointing two fingers at temple, thinking pensively.
February 7, 2023February 20, 2023 Jason Wang

The Pen and the Circuit: The Convergence of Technology and Writing

December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

7 Reasons Why Messi and Mbappé Should Write My Finals For Me

December 10, 2022March 13, 2023 Meheer Commuri

Five Reasons Why Penn Should Buy Cristiano Ronaldo

December 5, 2022December 5, 2022 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

IMAGE: Penn Course Review for Will Schuester

November 24, 2022November 24, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus 2022

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Isabella Schlact

Lauder College House Unveils Anti-Wrinkle Serum Giant as Mascot

October 31, 2022November 2, 2022 Jason Wang

Student Found Cheating Using Anal Beads

liz magic stands with arms crossed in front of Franklin Field
October 29, 2022October 29, 2022 Jason Wang

Magill Plans Massive Franklin Field Expansion

October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

45 Things That Lasted Longer Than Liz Truss as Prime Minister

September 25, 2022September 25, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

“Don’t Worry Mom, I’m Totally #Thriving At Penn. Last Week I-“

May 5, 2022May 5, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

HOT TAKE: FILLER WORDS BAD

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Penn Talk Dictionary First Edition

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April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

A Metaphysical Meditation on Size

March 26, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Why Fraternities Haze

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