Have you missed as many movies as I have this semester? Well fear not, for the Punchbowl presents this year’s Film Haikus.
Fifty Shades of Grey
The quickest way to
Find someone masturbating
At the cinema
Interstellar
Matt McConaughey
Loves his daughter a lot but
His son? Not really
Jupiter Ascending
Megan Fox is hot
Channing Tatum is hot too
Sean Bean doesn’t die
Foxcatcher
The only question
Where did they put Steve Carrell’s
Eyebrows? AH! Gunshot!
Furious 7
I definitely
Cannot make jokes about this
Refrigerator
The Fault in Our Stars
Aw man get ready
Gonna get so fucking sad
So fucking pumped dude
American Sniper
Yay America
Freedom and eagles and shit
I own a Chevy