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Tag: sex

November 24, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)

February 19, 2020June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify as an “Atlantic Salmon”

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Is Your Hookup a Literal Snake or a Wharton Student?

March 26, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Summon Your Roommate

November 26, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Freshman Girl is “Besties” with Her Gyno

September 17, 2018September 20, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Let’s Get Lunch!

April 29, 2015September 16, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Movie Haikus 2015

March 22, 2014April 3, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Rap Analytics II: Gangsta Girl Talk

March 8, 2014March 22, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Florida Man Uncharacteristically Normal

April 15, 2013August 22, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Surprises the Nation with the Announcement of his Impending Sex Change

December 14, 2012January 21, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Penn Police finally busts Stouffer College House’s elusive prostitution ring

December 7, 2012January 21, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: California state legislature approves innovative “all sex, no safe” abstinence-free sex education curriculum

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