
Tag: sex


Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify as an “Atlantic Salmon”

Is Your Hookup a Literal Snake or a Wharton Student?

How to Summon Your Roommate

Freshman Girl is “Besties” with Her Gyno

Let’s Get Lunch!

Movie Haikus 2015

Rap Analytics II: Gangsta Girl Talk

Florida Man Uncharacteristically Normal

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Surprises the Nation with the Announcement of his Impending Sex Change

BREAKING NEWS: Penn Police finally busts Stouffer College House’s elusive prostitution ring
