Punch Bowl Freshman Celine Cumming, Scott Rubenstein, and Joe Pires took the liberty of helping you reconsider liberty in a new state-of-mind with the Official GOP Debate Drinking Game. Enjoy!
Take a sip of beer every time:
- Donald Trump says the word, “CHINA!”
- Donald Trump says the word. “Mexico”
- Ted Cruz criticizes Obama
- Someone says “Planned Parenthood”
- Rand Paul talks about getting the government out of our lives
- Someone refers to Trump being a buffoon
- Someone attacks Hillary Clinton for anything
- Someone refers to “coming from nothing”
- Someone invokes Ronald Reagan
- Someone thanks the moderators just for being called on
- Chris Christie talks about 9/11
- Rand Paul says something along the lines of, “Just watch the terrorists, not the innocent guys!”
- Anytime someone references Fiorina’s time at HP
- Someone asks why Ben Carson doesn’t talk about the fact he’s black more
- Carly Fiorina mentions being a woman
- Marco Rubio says something in Spanish
- Anyone mentions Obamacare
- Someone compares Jeb Bush to his brother
- Rand Paul rolls his eyes
Take a shot every time:
- Someone calls Bernie Sanders a socialist
- Carly Fiorina mentions how she had to fight to get into this debate
- Anyone mentions Benghazi or E-mail servers
- Trump claims that Dana Bash is on her period
- Anyone mentions a goddamn wall
- Trump emasculates Rand Paul
- Anyone counts how many black friends they have on their fingers
- Anyone says they stand with Kim Davis
- (Double shot if Cruz)
- (2 shots of Tequila if Huckabee)
- Anyone uses the Bible as an authority on any subject (Double shot if it’s abortion)
- (Triple shot if same-sex marriage)
- Carly fiorina makes a joke about Trump’s face
- (Double shot if Carly fiorina makes joke about her own face)
- Trump attacks a woman over her looks
- Scott Walker mentions the word “union”
- Someone makes a joke about Rubio hitting a kid in the head with a football
- Jeb Bush tries to say something in Spanish
Shot of Jager anytime:
- Anyone pronounces a world leader’s name incorrectly
- Anytime someone says, “Anchor babies”, “I’m not a scientist”, “Thug” or “Some of my best
- friends are [insert minority]”
- Donald Trump’s hair piece is blown off kilter
- John Kasich actually says something important that makes himself memorable as a candidate
- Christie talks about getting shit done in a blue state
- Trump bashes being politically correct
- Trump compares moderators to Megyn Kelly
Do a line anytime:
- Trump references his time at Wharton
- Donald Trump impersonates an Asian
- Trump says Perry quit like a girl
Drink entire bottle of Everclear if:
- Ben Carson actually raises his voice at anyone
- Anyone mentions a Democratic candidate other than Clinton or Sanders
Surgeon General’s Warning: This drinking game will lead to liver damage, agreeing with Trump’s immigration platform, a crush on Jeb Bush, and/or certain death.