November 24, 2022November 24, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus 2022

September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

February 15, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

November 9, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

November 2, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men

October 22, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired

October 10, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

January 21, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Call of Duty Players to be the First WWIII Draftees

November 16, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Sessions Claims Forgot Papadopolous Because Name is “Very Forgettable”

March 13, 2017April 4, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Trump Decides Not To Cut EPA Budget After Watching WALL-E

March 1, 2017March 16, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

What We Sacrificed for the Cubs to Win

February 27, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

The Internal Monologue of Ivanka Trump

February 21, 2017March 3, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Milo Yiannopoulos Reinvited to CPAC After Controversial Healthcare Comments

February 20, 2017March 3, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Trump Hires Team of Computer Scientists to Code Sean Spicer

February 8, 2017June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Trump Initiates “Nuclear Option” for Gorsuch Nomination, Mistakenly Dooms Humanity

February 1, 2017February 21, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Donald Trump Starts Twitter War with Himself

January 31, 2017February 9, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Sbarro Releases Statement in Support of Airport Protests

January 23, 2017February 21, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Alternative Stuff

November 10, 2016June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Trump strikes liberal tone following meeting with Obama

September 21, 2016October 24, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

The 2016 Election’s Media Double-Standard