- Always sunny late night marathon
- A toast to Short King Spring
- “eco-friendly” “non-poisonous” “totally safe” green dye
- Getting verbally degraded by a frat boy
- Every white person tapping into their 0.2% Irish heritage
- A moment of silence for our fallen green bubble brothers
- A burning lip out on 18 to lose the Players Championship by one stroke
- A massive overdose of green 40
- Traffic Jam on locust walk when I’m just trying to go about my damn business
- An electric scooter bomb (up the IRA)
- Getting MERTed at 3 am the next morning
- Reading the Great Potato famine wikipedia page
- A smooth, mellow sip of Jim Beam
- Getting kicked in your nuts by a leprechaun
- A borg laced with laxatives
- Hearing one of the whitest songs on the planet blasting from a frat house
- Shoving a giant green dildo up my ass
- A moment for Ayo Edebiri
