1. They’re disgusting
2. They harbor bacteria and fungus 
3. They touch literally everything
4. They have so many appendages but you still feel like you need a thumb-like thing but there just isn’t one there 
5. They look weird and nobody’s look the same
6. Toenails 
7. Blisters
8. Bunions 
9. They get really sweaty 
10. They come in different sizes
11. They smell
12. Some people get oddly turned on by them
13. People can do weird things with their feet 
14. They are leg hands but useless
15. Some are like hairy ???????? ew 

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