- Kate Middleton’s doctored photos
- A whole lot of crack
- At least one major fight with your closest friend
- Getting rejected from every med school i was waiting on
- Spice #dune2 #lisanalgaib #asitiswritten
- Visiting your offshore bank account
- The Great Chicago Fire of 1871
- Shooting an absolute piss missile into the ocean
- Making up for all the sleep I lost during the school year
- Three gallons of tequila
- Sex party
- Bench clearing beach brawl
- Irish Unification
- The faint smell of urine permeating every pore of my body
- The glory of God
