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Category: by Augie Blufkin

March 21, 2013April 1, 2013

UA Candidate Blurbs

February 14, 2013February 18, 2013

Valentine’s Day Quotes

January 31, 2013February 6, 2013

A Punch Bowl Guide to Van Pelt Etiquette

November 6, 2012September 6, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

November 6th Non Partisan Fun Timestavaganza!

November 1, 2012November 8, 2012

Halloween Hal’s Halloween Emporium

October 17, 2012October 24, 2012

Election Smear Ads

October 4, 2012October 10, 2012

Mundane Conspiracy Theories

September 20, 2012September 27, 2012

Delta Iota Kappa Social Committee Minutes

April 8, 2012January 26, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Things the Guy in the Bunny Suit Would Rather Be Doing on Easter

March 21, 2012July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Call Me Schwasty

March 1, 2012July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Things Not to Say in Front of College Tour Groups

February 2, 2012July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

My Application to the Westboro Baptist Church

January 23, 2012July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Winter Break

December 24, 2011January 26, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Seasons Greetings 2011

November 30, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Point/Counterpoint: My Best Friend Just Got Killed by a Drunk Driver vs. This Burger’s Really Fucking Good

November 16, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

RealiTube

October 21, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Occupy Eric Cantor

October 5, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

A Day in the Life of a Frat Star

April 7, 2011July 10, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Opinion Column

March 10, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

A Critical Analysis of Waka Flocka Flame’s “Hard in Da Paint”

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