Category: by Augie Blufkin
Valentine’s Day Quotes
A Punch Bowl Guide to Van Pelt Etiquette
November 6th Non Partisan Fun Timestavaganza!
Halloween Hal’s Halloween Emporium
Election Smear Ads
Mundane Conspiracy Theories
Delta Iota Kappa Social Committee Minutes
Things the Guy in the Bunny Suit Would Rather Be Doing on Easter
Call Me Schwasty
Things Not to Say in Front of College Tour Groups
My Application to the Westboro Baptist Church
Winter Break
Seasons Greetings 2011
Point/Counterpoint: My Best Friend Just Got Killed by a Drunk Driver vs. This Burger’s Really Fucking Good
RealiTube
Occupy Eric Cantor
A Day in the Life of a Frat Star
Opinion Column