Dying soon? Aw man darn that’s too bad! But, the good news is you have so many lists to catch up on! Here are 5 “before you die” lists you need to read before your soul departs peacefully from your body, from where it will descend into Hell to suffer for eternity. Let’s have fun with it!
5. 14 Urinals You Have To Pee In Before You Die
I don’t care if you’re a female, figure it out. The Dark Angel will come knocking on your front door one of these days, and what will you have to say for your life if you haven’t peed in a ceramic mouth?
4. 50 Animal Pictures You Need To See Before You Die
Terrific! I couldn’t imagine succumbing to the cold, distant chill of the afterlife without witnessing these ADORABLE HUMAN-LIKE ACTIONS FROM THESE SMALL ANIMALS. Can you? I don’t see enough clicking going on.
3. 20 Things Anna Camp Thinks You Should Do Before You Die
Hey remember that woman who projectile vomited in the hit movie Pitch Perfect? Do you want to rot in brimstone and Hellfire for eternity because you upset her? Yeah, we thought so too. 🙂
2. 15 Chocolate Flavors You Must Taste Before You Die
This chocolate tastes far sweeter than the bitter taste you will feel when you look back on your life and encounter emptiness and bottomless regret shortly before you slip into the afterlife. Delicious!
1. 25 Fried Foods You Have To Try Before You Die
Statistically speaking, heart disease is the leading cause of death in the world, so you may want to do this one last.