September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

July 9, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

SHHH! Lesbian Doesn’t Ship Casey and Izzie on “Atypical”

June 6, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

March 20, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

“Save room for Jesus!”: Principal Criticizes CDC’s New Spacing Guidelines

February 21, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

February 18, 2021July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

We Write More Rupi Kaur Poetry About Penn

February 3, 2021July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings

December 5, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

October 10, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

October 7, 2020July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

13 Puns for these Cursed Times

September 23, 2020July 17, 2021 Chonnipha Piriyalertsak

5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn

September 11, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

STORYTIME: Pete Buttigieg Haunted My Drive to Campus

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Maintain Self-Esteem When You AREN’T Cat Called

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

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October 3, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

The Official Unofficial Punch Bowl Application

November 1, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

November 4, 2015November 16, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

This Girl Tries To Sneak Into Lecture 10 Minutes Late. You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next.

April 4, 2015April 15, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

5 “Before You Die” Lists You Must Read Before You Die

March 16, 2015March 25, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

DP’s Inorganic Seeding Outrages Vegan Society

February 25, 2015March 16, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

The Daily Pennsylvanian To Remove “Op” From Op-Ed For Future Issues