Alternative “a million and a half”: ~250,000
Alternative Fax: Emails
Alternative Energy: Fracked oil
Alternative Food: Taco bowls
Alternative Music: Patriotic Anthems
Alternative Right: Wrong!
Alternative Dolphins: Porpoises
Alternative Medicine: Herbs
Alternative Precedent: President
Alternative Spring Break: Build a hospital in Nicaragua!
Alternative Futures: January 20th, 2017
Alternative Universe: My happy place
Alternative Ice Cream Of The Future: Dippin’ Dots
Alternative News: thepunchbowl.net
Alternative President: Czar
Alternative Best Friend: Former head of KGB
Alternative Negotiation: Fear
Alternative Public Schools: Child labor
Alternative Flag: Confederate Flag
Alternative Poor: A small million dollar loan
Alternative daydream: this nightmare
Alternative big hands: little hands
Alternative Facts: Lies