Specially-sourced, limited edition, hand-roasted coffee brewed exclusively on their personal espresso machines.
Only black drip coffee, so they can “experience the true meaning and depth of the rich expression embodied by the coffee.”
The one and only red eye in order to maximize caffeine and hot liquid intake, as suggested by their OCaml maximization algorithm.
Bone-dry cappuccino because bones and anatomy are LIFE.
Iced latte but only as a social experiment so they can discuss the economic impact of the product and the philosophy behind the popularity of coffee and caffeine consumption among Penn students.
All STEM majors
Espresso for all the depresso.