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Category: by Ben Greenberg

November 2, 2018November 2, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

REPORT: Everyone Here is Named Ben

October 30, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: New College House Dedicated to Kanye, Now Called “College House West”

October 12, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Student Plays Budget “Escape the Room,” Purposely Gets Lost at Fro-Gro

September 18, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Changes Mascot to Canada Goose

September 4, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Record-Low: 53% Of Incoming Students From North Jersey, Southeast PA, NYC Suburbs

September 27, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Veteran Cockroach Misses Pre-Renovation Hill

March 13, 2017April 4, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Trump Decides Not To Cut EPA Budget After Watching WALL-E

February 7, 2017February 21, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Millions of Americans Deflated After Patriots Victory

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