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Category: by Jason Wang

Jason is a junior studying biophysichemimathematical medicine. He writes niche science jokes to build an air of superiority and feed his ego.

September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Jason Wang

The Misinterpretation of Dreams

Robot from I, robot, pointing two fingers at temple, thinking pensively.
February 7, 2023February 20, 2023 Jason Wang

The Pen and the Circuit: The Convergence of Technology and Writing

October 31, 2022November 2, 2022 Jason Wang

Student Found Cheating Using Anal Beads

liz magic stands with arms crossed in front of Franklin Field
October 29, 2022October 29, 2022 Jason Wang

Magill Plans Massive Franklin Field Expansion

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Penn Talk Dictionary First Edition

Descartes, Jason Wang, and Nietzsche point at each other in the Spiderman meme.
April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

A Metaphysical Meditation on Size

March 26, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Why Fraternities Haze

March 19, 2022April 11, 2022 Jason Wang

An Open Letter to Maskers

February 23, 2022February 23, 2022 Jason Wang

The Most Common Questions about Kentucky: Answered

December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Jason Wang

How Biophysics Majors Can Take 8 Classes at Once: The Ultimate Guide

November 24, 2021November 22, 2021 Jason Wang

CONSPIRACY: WHAT ARE PROFESSORS DOING WITH YOUR URINE?

November 20, 2021November 21, 2021 Jason Wang

5 Ways Climate Change Benefits Penn

Gutmann stands in front of the Penn Football team. Between Gutmann (left) and the football team is a large, red NO sign. There is a bluish tint over the football players.
October 8, 2021October 9, 2021 Jason Wang

Gutmann Disbands Penn Football Team

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