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Tag: Football

December 10, 2022December 10, 2022 Meheer Commuri

Five Reasons Why Penn Should Buy Cristiano Ronaldo

October 31, 2022November 2, 2022 Jason Wang

Student Found Cheating Using Anal Beads

liz magic stands with arms crossed in front of Franklin Field
October 29, 2022October 29, 2022 Jason Wang

Magill Plans Massive Franklin Field Expansion

Gutmann stands in front of the Penn Football team. Between Gutmann (left) and the football team is a large, red NO sign. There is a bluish tint over the football players.
October 8, 2021October 9, 2021 Jason Wang

Gutmann Disbands Penn Football Team

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

SHOCKING! Marketing Major Watches Super Bowl for the Football

November 18, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

The Nerd’s Guide to Watching Sports

February 7, 2017February 21, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Millions of Americans Deflated After Patriots Victory

October 5, 2015October 28, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

God Still Undecided On Which NFL QB He Loves Best

January 31, 2015February 10, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Super (Punch) Bowl Mailbag

January 30, 2015February 9, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Super (Punch) Bowl Preview

January 28, 2015February 8, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Why Does Everyone Have Balls On Their Mind?

February 2, 2014March 15, 2015

How To Throw a Super Bowl Party

February 4, 2013February 12, 2013

Super Bowl Food Breakdown

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