These don’t hang Themselves
Ornaments, stockings, garlands,
And Jeffrey Epstein
Come home for free food
Talk with your weird family
God I need vodka
It is Thanksgiving
Tomorrow is Black Friday
Please don’t trample me
Since it’s November
Christmas time is almost here
Too bad I’m Jewish
Dumb family meal
Your turkey ain’t shit Karen
Imma yeet that bird
I’m Thankful For SEAS
Friends Working Until They Drop
I Still Have More Clout
What if we kissed and
We were both cousins? Haha,
That’s stupid…Unless…?
“She doesn’t love me”
“Invited to thanksgiving?”
“No, bro, Friendsgiving”
I have a boyfriend
He is coming back for thanksgiving
I have no boyfriend
The holidays suck
Please don’t ask what I’m going
To do with my life
Espresso for my
extreme depresso. Thank you,
I’m sad and dying
Thankful for Frat Bros
Always Give Me Alcohol
Wait No… That’s Too Much
Table filled with food.
Time to use my tupperware
Sorry. Bad habit.
Finally back home
Oops, drank too much. But not as
drunk as great aunt lou
What is Thanksgiving
I am international.
where is everyone
All Mariah wants
for Christmas is any form
Of her former fame
why did i come home?
i live for validation
Mom says I gained weight
my neck, my back, and
my life choices all attacked
thanks for the advice
One taught me love, one
taught me patience. Family?
I say ‘thank u, next’
Take me home, country
roads, to the place I belong.
anywhere but here.
I’ve Got Elf on Shelf
No Wait, That’s Amy Gutmann
Stop Denying Aid
This thanksgiving break
I’m with my family and
Tear gassed in Hong Kong
There’s Chinese take out
Kung Pao chicken no turkey
U.S. holiday
Visiting Old Friends
Wait Nevermind There’s My Ex
See Y’all Winter Break
My doctor wrote me
An extra strong prescription
Ready for dinner
Football on tv,
Guys bein’ dudes in the den;
What’s better than this?
Time to walk with my
Cousins and smoke some reggie
Before our dinner
Turkey turkey yay
Turkey turkey turkey yay
Turkey turkey yay
Thanksgiving is here
And I am on break right now
But still, homework. Fuck.
Mom is stressed. Dad is
Stressed. Grandma is stressed. Me too.
Everyone is stressed.
On this thanksgiving,
I give my thanks to Amy G,
Our fearless leader.
Smoking weed with my
Cousins. Now, it’s dinner time.
Hell yeah, brother. Weed.
I hate my teacher
For giving homework this week.
Not thankful for you.
To the professors
Assigning work over break:
Not thankful for you.
Bloody thanksgiving.
The turkeys took up arms, killed.
Mass casualties.
Freud on thanksgiving
Baster as phallic symbol?
Yeah… not hungry now.
Oh christ. Family
Talking politics. I stay
Quiet about the left.
Grandmother, please stop
Talking about Trump. Let’s watch
The Macy’s parade.
I am thankful for
The punch bowl. Hm… Wait, scratch that-
Not really. Sorry.