Fun fact of the week: Even if your roommate has COVID-19, Penn still allows you to leave COVID isolation and go to class if you test negative! Any one of your classmates could be continually exposed to the virus daily, and you wouldn’t even know it. Think of it as Russian Roulette, but with pathogens instead of pistols.

Here’s a playlist/coping mechanism to deal with your extra diligent classmates, so hardworking that they’re willing to risk leaving COVID isolation to infect your whole class. ‘Tis the season for rising cases: spread that holiday joy!